Blagues de Toto

Posté le 9 avril 2013 par leblogpourtoi dans twit

 

Blagues de Toto dans twit                                                                                                                                  La maîtresse s’adresse à Toto:

-Peux-tu me citer un mammifère qui n’a pas de dents?

-Euh…Ma grand-mère?

 

La maîtresse demande à Toto:

-Peux-tu m’expliquer la différence entre l’ignorance et l’indifférence?

-j’en sais rien et sa m’est égal…

-bien Toto c’est exacte on peut dire ça  comme ça!

 

La maîtresse demande à Toto:

-Tu peux me citer la 5ème lettre de l’alphabet?

-Heu…

-C’est exacte!

 

La maîtresse tente d’expliquer les soustraction à Toto:

-Imagine que ton père donne 30 euros à ta mère et puis qu’il en reprenne 10.

Qu’est-ce que ça donne?

-Une dispute Madame!

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Music de Ben l’Oncle Soul

Parole de Soulman: J’ai pas le regard de Spike Lee J’ai ...

We Found Love de Rihanna

Voici les parole de  We Found Love:   Yellow diamonds in the light And ...

I Kissed A girl de Katy Perry

Voici les paroles de  I Kissed A girl de Katy ...

Brigit Mendler ready or not

voici les paroles de ready or not de Brigit Mendler: I’m kinda ...

Rolling In The Deep

Parole de Rolling In The Deep:   There’s a fire starting in ...

One direction KISS YOU

Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere that you like We ...

Shy’m Et si

Si c’est oui aujourd’hui Ce sera peut-être demain Si c’est peut-être aujourd’hui Ce ...

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Bridgit Mendler

  Bridgit  Mendler  est une actrice,chanteuse,auteur-compositrice-interprète et musicienne Americaine Elle est ...

taylor swift

TAYLOR SWIFT EST UNE CHANTEUSE très connue voici une musique: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=foPdS2t2jOo                     ...

Demi Lvovato

Demi Lovato, née Demetria Devonne Lovato le 20 août 1992 à Dallas est une chanteuse, actrice, réalisatrice et ambassadrice américano-mexicaine. Elle a reçu un MTV Video ...

Omar Sy

Omar Sy l’acteur va tourner dans le prochain X-Men. C’est le réalisateur ...

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Ma playlist

Salut les filles! Aujourd’hui je vous fait un petit tour ...

TAG: 100 questions que personne ne pose

1. Tu dors avec la porte de ta chambre ouverte ...

trucs de filles

Essentiels de tous les jour !

Hello les filles j’espère que vous allez bien. Aujourd’hui on ...

trucs de filles

J’ouvre une nouvelle catégorie qui s’appelle trucs de filles. Je ...

twit

COOL!!!

On vient d’atteindre les 40 000 visites et notre 100 ...

Twitter

J’ai oublié mon mot de passe sur twitter j’ en ...

Anglais

français: Si des personnes voudrais avoir des articles en anglais dites ...

Paris

Paris, on dit que c’est la ville de l’amour et ...

Les animaux marins ( en voie de disparition )

Comme tout le monde le sais, certaines espèces marines sont ...

Facebook

Cela est fait, LEBLOGPOURTOI a enfin un compte Facebook !!!!

Les 10 jeux tactils

Voici 10 jeux sur tablette  du meilleur jusqu’au pire:         ...

Citation

On vit pour s’amuser et on s’amuse pour vivre!!!!!!!! Alors amuse-toi ...

Les mois et leurs dictons

Les mois ont chacun un dicton et je sais que ...

PSY Gangnam Style/Gentleman

Après avoir réaliser son dernier clip GANGNAM STYLE,  PSY fait ...

Blagues de Toto

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Milk shake à la framboise

Ingrédients (pour 2 personnes) :- 100 g de framboises surgelées - ...

Gages à gogo

Parle dans une langue inventée  Fais un massage à ton voisin Raconte ...

Ma bonne étoile

  Pierres porte-bonheur   Couleurs porte-bonheur Janvier: grenat Février: améthyste Mars: aigue-marine Avril: diamant Mai: émeraude Juin: perle Juillet: rubis Août: onyx Septembre: ...

Milk-Shake

Mixe deux cuillerées de glace à la vanille avec quelques ...

Blague de toto

Toto va chez les militaires sa mère lui dit : - Quand ...

Patte à crêpe

Une recette de patte à crêpe pour ne pas s’embrouiller en ...

Jeux à gogo !

Complète ce’s quatre titres des One Direction grâce au huit ...

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